Tom Cruise’s long-time friends Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett have reportedly turned to the dark side. And by “dark side” I mean “aliens and haunted volcanoes and shit.” According to Us Weekly
Smith, 39, who was raised Baptist… tells Men’s Vogue, “I’ve studied Buddhism and Hinduism, and I’ve studied Scientology through Tom [Cruise]. Ninety-eight percent of the principles [in Scientology] are identical to the principles of the Bible. . . . I don’t think that because the word someone uses for spirit is ‘thetan’ that the definition becomes any different.”
A source tells Us Weekly that “wife Jada [is even] more gung-ho about Scientology than Will.”
There have long been rumors that Will and Jada are closet gays. Don’t even get me started on John Travolta being a huge queer. And Tom Cruise is the reigning king of fagocity. So I should assume that the Church of Scientology is three mimosas and a pair of butt-less chaps away from being the freakin’ ILGA. Two guesses as to where they stick those e-meters of theirs. The pooper. I’d bet they have double-headed e-meters for the lesbos, so nobody feels left out. Jesus, I don’t even want to know what they’re doing with those Affinity-Reality-Communication Triangles. Perverts.
Yeeeah… Jada’s definitely not gay:
Tom Cruise can now get some dark meat. (for free)
did somebody forget to tell Will that ‘Men in Black’ was fiction?
Fagocity?
Screw you, closet queen!!
Both the man and wife are bi/swingers.. Wonder how that bothers old Tommy-boy’s privilaged leader for Scientology sense of moderation and decorum?
Cruise is out soul sucking and got him a big one…at least that’s what they say, his soul, I’m talking about, and his bull dyke wife’s.
Haven’t we know this for a while?
I am….definitely not seeing his new movie.
I feel that the “CHURCH” of scientology has always been a refuse for GAYS.
no surprise here.