Sinead O’Connor has perhaps taken over the title of Craziest Bald Lady from Britney Spears. Just short of two weeks of calling off her marriage of 16 days, she’s reunited back in happy magical sparkle land of love with husband/ex-husband Barry Herridge. True love can’t be suppressed, especially if you’re ingesting mass quantities of drugs. Says Celebrity Cafe,
According to Entertainment Weekly, Tuesday night, the “Nothing Compares 2 U” singer tweeted, “Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend.” She later explained her situation further by adding, “yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!”
O’Connor also explained that she should get the “prize for best typo ever” since her original announcement should have read “none other” instead of “nine other.” She also felt the need to attack those who criticized her for going back to Herridge, tweeting, “motheruf—r who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me… f— who no like it.. God is good!”
The Los Angeles Times reports that when a fan asked her if the tweets meant that she has called off the divorce, she said yes. “Yup that’s wot it means. An I can add to my lingerie collection. Size uk 12 btw for anyone wanting to send any. 36b. : ),” she wrote.
Then she thumped her chest, said “Sinead drugs goood! Make Sinead have happy! Go now, have sex with hubby!” and dragged her struggling mate into her tree where she repeatedly sodomized him with various vegetables. Okay, maybe that’s not what exactly happened, but judging from her present state of mind, it’s really not a long shot.
Only slightly less disturbing than a bald, fat Sinead O’Connor is a blonde, fat Christina Aguilera: