When she’s not stuffing yams in her pooper or alienating Catholics, Sinead O’Connor stays busy getting married and subsequently divorced — and marriage number four lasted a whopping 16 days. I’ve had periods longer than that. The Daily Mail says:

The 45-year-old singer wrote a message on her official website after fearing the news of her split from Barry Herridge, who she wed on December 8, was about to be leaked.

O’Connor revealed that she and Herridge actually lived together as husband and wife for just seven days before ending their relationship on Christmas Eve, 16 days after their Las Vegas union.

O’Connor told her fans that the pair have parted amicably and said she still loves Herridge ‘very much,’ but that he was too nice ‘to trap.’

O’Connor and Herridge wed at The Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas after just three months of dating.

If anybody gave a shit about Sinead O’Connor, she would have totally stolen the spotlight from Kim Kardashian’s blink-and-you’ll-miss-it marriage, and then Kim would have had to sic the Famewhore Mafia on her. And by “Famewhore Mafia” I mean “Kris Jenner and a team of lawyers waving non-disclosure agreements.”