I wanna apologize for the lack of posts yesterday — despite my limited contact with elderly and the very young (as per the terms of my probation), I somehow contracted pneumonia anyway. I wanted to do something nice to make up for it this morning, so I found these pics of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Natalie Grubis in a body-paint bikini. It wasn’t until I’d already uploaded the pics that I got a good look at them and realized SI model or not, she looks like Felicity fucking Huffman and she’s wearing frosted Wet ‘n Wild lipstick and posing like she’s concerned about the unsightly split ends that accompany overprocessed hair. So I guess what I’m saying is that now I owe you two apologies instead of just one.