I’ve been keeping a weather eye on the horizon for the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse all morning, because Jersey Shore’s Snooki gave birth last night. God help us all. TMZ says:

The “Jersey Shore” store popped out a baby boy at around 3:00 AM Sunday at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, NJ.

A rep for Snooki released a statement, saying, “The world just got another Guido!!! Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!”

A rep for MTV shared in the excitement, saying, “We couldn’t be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy! We look forward to Lorenzo’s first trip to the Jersey Shore and can’t wait to see his first animal print onesie.”

Man, what a lucky kid. He’ll have so many things to learn from his mother. Things like how to hit with an open fist and the finer points of dry humping a potted plant. Octomom and Mama June have some competition for the title of 2012′s Shittiest Celebrity Mother. I think Dina Lohan is finally ready to pass the torch.

If you like the color of her dress but the whoreish hemline not so much, DKNY has got you covered. If looking like a whore is your thing, this La Perla nightie could easily double as Snooki outerwear.

With J-Woww in New Jersey last week:

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News