What the overly-tanned hell is this? At first glance I thought this was Joan Collins caught in dark lighting or something. But it turns out to be Snooki looking like a goddammed Disney villain. I can only hope that develops hemophilia and pricks her finger on a stray thorn in that bouquet and bleeds to death. I’ve never even seen that show and I detest her. Can you imagine how much more I would hate her if I did? Coming back to the Joan Collins thing, I’d like to suggest a new show for her: Die-Nasty.
Her Royal Stumpiness at David Letterman (bet she bought herself the roses):