It’s been less than 144 hours since Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi gave birth to her first child, and she’s already managed to pimp him out to the tabloids while simultaneously name-dropping her new show. Somewhere Kris Jenner’s mom-whore sense is tingling right now. People Magazine says:
It took more than 24 hours of labor, but the pint-sized reality star finally gave birth to her son on Aug. 26.
Now, the happy couple are enjoying spending time with their family and of course, their “adorable” son.
“When I got pregnant, everything changed,” says Polizzi, who will also appear on the final season of MTV’s Jersey Shore, premiering Oct. 4. “The partying is long gone. I’m a new person.”
It’s probably better that she and Jionni did the pictures now, when he’s only six days old. If they’d waited a few more weeks, he’d be just as tall as they are, and that would just look weird.
Snooki’s dress is awful, but you can get a similar spiked cuff from Kora here and opera-length faux pearls here from Majorica here.
What self respecting man would F&^% that ugly pig bitch????
Ugly greasy kid too!
Who and why is this asshole?
24 hours of labor……what happened??
…did she pass out…?
>…did she pass out…?
Naw, they had to burn away all the warts before she could squeeze the little bastard out.
Yu guys r some pretty f*kD up ppl. how can yu call a baby bastard n greasy bby. yu guys need 2 chek in to reality sometime. yu wouldnt like it if yu guys wer called that sh*t. on the other hand yu guys r peices of sh*t!!!!
“Sukit
Yu guys r some pretty f*kD up ppl. how can yu call a baby bastard n greasy bby. yu guys need 2 chek in to reality sometime. yu wouldnt like it if yu guys wer called that sh*t. on the other hand yu guys r peices of sh*t!!!!”
Proof ur mother should have been sterilized….
Hey SUKIT
I can tell by your typing that your a nigger!
So…let me try to translate in “BOON CHATTER” so you can better
understand our reply to your comment!
” chay-chay…yo, yo, moocha machatoni, boom-McKay..
BOONTA! BOONTA!
O’tay yo Mr. Jackson in the packston… Moo-Bay Moo-bay
Yo da man yo…boosha mongony yo-yo-yo da mif poot!
Shaboon – SHABOON!
Hope that makes thing perfectly clear for you Mr. Sukin on it!
REBELBOY: tellin it like it is!
FYI im mexican n yu guys r some imatures mother fukrs!!! go suck on sum fukn dick bitches!! and by the looks of it YU GUYS R FUKN WHITE PENDEJOS!! vayan a chingar a su madre pinchies putos!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ….
I rest my case!
now go learn to read and write, after your Mother wipes the
poo-poo from your butt!
REBELBOY
Sukit….
…you’re a Mexican..???…….
……..post a link to your tit pictures….thank….or gracias…
It’s sad that people in this world exist like u ‘rebelboy’! Note that u call yourself rebel ‘boy’ and not MAN….. I would guarantee that would NEVER call a black man a N#*@er to his face! Only a punk would call someone that online hiding behind a computer screen with a fake name! Anyways, Now that that’s outa my system… I think Snooki’s baby is precious and absolutely adorable! I also think she has come a long way and will be a good mom as well as Jionni a dad. Keep up the good work u 2 and don’t listen to all the jealous haters making all the negative comments. They wish they had what u have and are clearly missing something from their own lives for them to go online just to pick on and innocent baby. That’s pathetic! Keep your head up and enjoy your cute baby Enzo!
oooppss….
Sorry Jenny…will clean up my act PRONTO!
Hey….PRONTO…isn’t that a dirty Mexican word!
Leave it up to filthy Mexicans to F*&^ things up!
Who else would have invented having a birthday party for kids, and giving them all long sticks, and hang a stuffed animal by a tree so all the kids could beat it open until it bleeds candy!
F%$#@ ANIMALS!
Rebel “BOY” !