Snooki’s Birth: Now with Video

Jersey Shore star Snooki has shown us on multiple occasions that she isn’t afraid to show her hoo-ha to the world, so of course MTV’s cameras were invited into the delivery room when she gave birth to her first child last Sunday. Radar Online says:

Some footage of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi giving birth to her baby boy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle will be shown on her Jersey Shore spin-off show, Snooki & JWOWW.

“There was a camera crew from 495 Productions, which produces Snooki & JWOWW, and they were in Snooki’s hospital room in the hours leading up to her birth,” a source said. “Viewers will see Snooki in labor. Snooki’s fiance, Jionni LaValle, was using a personal camcorder and [was also] filming.

“It was done very tastefully and with respect to Snooki and other patients at the New Jersey hospital.”

Nothing I have ever seen Snooki do could EVER be described as “tastefully done,” so I highly doubt that watching her pass the afterbirth is gonna be any different than watching her work her magic in the smush room. Just imagine a mob hit, but surrounded by pubic hair matted with stick-on rhinestones and glitter.

Get a leopard print purse like Snooki’s (with a roomy interior pocket for your Trojans and your Marlboros!) from 12th St by Cynthia Vincent.

Chic brown bowling bag like JWoww’s here, but for a boob job that shitty, you should probably hit up the South American yellow pages under the heading “cirujanos plásticos.” Good luck with that.

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News

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