I don’t know what it is lately with men’s magazines and women in lingerie doing menial household chores. You can’t turn around these days without some strumpet in teddy slapping you with her Swiffer or bending over seductively to pull a pie out of the oven. All that’s missing here is the caption “Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question — why is she out of the kitchen!? High five!” I guess you can only fit so much abject sexism on one page when using 12-point font.
Sofia Vergara for Esquire: