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Soulja Boy Boner Pictures

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Rapper Soulja Boy put this picture of himself with a boxer-brief concealed boner (click header image to view) on his Twitter “for the ladies” yesterday (I’m guessing the face he’s making is for the “mens”). Is it just me, or is there something awfully suspect about his unit? For example, why is it bigger at the head than the base? And where are the balls? There should definitely be balls. Look, I’m no wiener expert. I consider myself more of a “wiener habitué-cum-dilettante.” That’s what it says right there on my résumé. How the hell did you think I got this job, anyway? College degrees and talent are for suckers, baby!