Now you’ll get to find out whether Heidi Montag secretly had a vaginoplasty last November, because the sex tape her ex is trying to sell features her both before and after her multiple plastic surgeries. The NY Daily News says:
It will be the ultimate before and after.
The supposed Heidi Montag sex tape will feature the reality star before her drastic surgery and after.
In November, 10 plastic surgeries were performed on ‘The Hills’ star — [including] increasing her breast size from an A cup to DDD, a brow life, a nose job revision, liposuction on her stomach and thighs and a butt augmentation.
Her soon-to-be ex-husband Spencer Pratt has been meeting with Vivid Entertainment in hopes of scoring a deal with the porn company.
Pratt, 26, reportedly told a friend the alleged tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”
Heidi has of course denied the sex tapes exist, and is claiming Spencer is extorting her so she’ll do another reality show with him, but the two of them were photographed scurrying around Costa Rica together yesterday, so I don’t believe a goddamn word either of them say. Let’s just hope for our sake this last-ditch attempt at stardom works. The only other way these cunts are gonna sell magazines again is if they walk into a high school fully armed and start mowing down students.
Will we see Heidi A, B, C, D, or Triple E? Well just have to wait and see:
If this doesn’t work, King of the Douchebags Pratt will probably try to convince her to do one with a pit bull or a chihuahua.
Sometimes you just have to be cruel to be kind, Heidi, you are a pathetic, insecure, horse faced fug, you got some fame (god knows why) and turned yourself into a lame, plastic and pathetic looking horse faced fug, get some fucking sense.