It’s not all silicone and sunshine in Speidi-Land — Spencer Pratt is reportedly holding wife Heidi Montag hostage in her own home. According to MSNBC:

Heidi Montag is trapped inside Spencer Pratt’s prison. Pratt is barely leaving the house, and he’s making Heidi stick close to his side.

“Yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures,” [Spencer said].

The couple is not living in the lavish Hollywood Hills home featured on “The Hills,” but instead in an “unkempt and unsafe home” in Pacific Palisades.

“The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in,” according to a source.

I don’t know how a pile of rocks on a windowsill is gonna keep anybody “locked in,” but remember, we’re talking about Heidi Montag here. A chain-latch might as well be a lexicographic algorithm.

More of Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, because Heidi looks like an blow-up sex doll (15 more pics after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News