Spencer Pratt Heads to College

Spencer Pratt is finally doing what he should have done 10 years ago–go to college. If only he hadn’t bypassed getting an education to get a real job, we could’ve been spared ever hearing his God-forsaken name. Daily Mail says,

He once starred in the most popular reality show on TV, but Spencer Pratt is getting used to life as a Hollywood outcast.

The 28-year-old, once the confident and conniving villain in the MTV show The Hills’, has enrolled in a political science degree after conceding his television career is over. He was seen roaming the grounds of prestigious college University Of Southern California this week.

His wife and former Hills co-star Heidi Montag, who clearly has plenty of time on her hands following her own failed pop and TV projects, tagged along for support.

Their outing comes as it was reported this week that Spencer has a huge mounting debt and his agents are refusing to get him work.

According to Us Weekly, the villainous reality star owes many of his agents commissions to the tune of ‘hundreds of thousands of dollars’.

It was reported that Spencer is so unliked in the showbiz world, that his agents never answer him when he calls.

‘They just laugh at him or pick up and hang up,’ a source told the magazine.

But Spencer friends have told TMZ that the claims are untrue, the former reality star never had an agent in the first place.

According to sources, Spencer only ever hired a lawyer to negotiate his contracts for The Hills.
Heidi on the otherhand does have an agent, who is currently helping the blonde negotiate ‘a couple of projects in the works.’.

And it appears that she’s going to need it, as the couple are quickly running out of their short-lived fame and have tried anything and everything to hold onto it.

Last month, in an interview with the Daily Beast, they admitted their break-up, divorce petition and eventual reconciliation was all staged in a last-ditch effort to hold on to their fame.

I’m sure there’s more pathetic things in this world than Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, but I’m having a hard time thinking of any. Oh–I’ve got one. My dog who has a spinal cord injury, and lost the use of her hind legs. She has to drag her backside along the ground, and she’s also incontinent, so she leaves a poop-smear trail sometimes. I think she might be more pathetic than they are–but only by a smidgen. It’s a toss-up, really.

Kristen Stewart in Glamour magazine, because if I have to look at another picture of Spencer and Heidi, I might kill someone:

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