Look, I couldn’t tell you a single movie Amanda Bynes has been in. Not one. Hell, the only reason I even know that’s Amanda Bynes in the pictures is because the tags said so. I’m just assuming they’re correct. But what I do know is that she’s wearing a really short skirt and her legs look hot. And there you have it. Mystery solved! We make a good team, you and I. I’m kinda like Watson to your Sherlock Holmes. If Watson had an awesome rack and an ass that just wouldn’t quit and legs that went on for days, I mean. The only difference is I usually wax my mustache.

With a friend on Hollywood Blvd: