Here’s one for the ladies, mainly myself, because it’s mah berfday today. I’d much rather prefer a naked Hugh Jackman or have Clive Owen glowering at me, telling me I’ve been a naughty little minx, but there is a shocking lack of male pap pictures, probably because they’re all a bunch of stupid men who like to take pictures of women. Anyhoooo, Channing Tatum to me is the equivalent of a vapid bimbo, who gets roles in movies because he’s pretty. But beggars can’t be choosers, so voilà! Here is Mr. Vanilla.