S.S. Charlize Theron’s Lesbian Charity Kiss

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PHOTO CREDIT: ONEXONE.org

The going rate for a hot lesbian kiss with Charlize Theron? $140,000. The actress auctioned off a trip to South Africa, a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, a safari, World Cup tickets and a chance to lay one on her at a live auction for OneXOne charity last night. Us Magazine says

Theron raised the stakes when bidding [for the South Africa package] stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised.

To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000.

After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.

You just don’t see enough hot lesbian action when it comes to combating childhood illnesses. I, for one, am glad to live in a world where and “masturbation” and “acute pediatric lymphoblastic leukemia” can be finally used in the same sentence!

Speaking of charity cases, pics of Lindsay Lohan shopping with her tits hanging out:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

9 Reader Comments

  1. Chris

    Because these far-left liberal secular progressives assume that in there narrow minded world view one thing only means one thing only.

  2. DNGN

    Wow… $140k for a kiss!

    Of course, if she really wanted to support sick kids she would have offered sex and made some real money. :)

  3. DD

    Yeah, yeah… I’m sure that “lesbian” kiss has Charlize Theron dumping every man in her life, present and future. And sure, after that “lesbian” kiss, Charlize is giving up real, live male, fleshly penetration for the cold, hard rubber penetration administered by the hand of whatever “lesbian” she may decide to go home with on any given night in the future! Lust on, depraved webmasters and site authors!
    Men, Charlize says, “Go far away from me… that one kiss converted me to spending life’s remaining nights with bitter, man-hating, socialist dykes, who worship communists the likes of Janet (El) Reno and Barrack Insane Yo’Mama!
    Really, who cares what yet another shallow Hollywood twit does on any given day?
    The really sad part is first, as the lady (?) above stated, “Why does it always have to be a “lesbian” kiss? Secondly, all of you must be really hard-up, and have extremely uneventful, shallow lives to even give a crap what some dim-witted, Hollywood yappin’ head does.
    This world (or maybe it’s just the depravity America has become) is in serious, SERIOUS trouble!

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