Dannii Minogue wants you to look at her boobs. Can’t you tell by the way she’s standing? I used to stand like that when I started developing boobs, but it wasn’t such a great idea doing that while attending Catholic school. Mother Superior would whack a ruler to my chest and tell me that it was easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a girl with big boobs to enter the kingdom of God , so I’d better pray that they didn’t grow bigger. I guess my prayers were answered because they didn’t get much bigger after that. The End.