S.S. Dennis Quaid Doesn’t Get a DUI

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The Quaid boys continued their quest to make mother proud this month, with Dennis “the Handsome one” narrowly avoiding a DUI last night after getting plastered at Phillipe restaurant. Wait, did I just say “narrowly avoiding a DUI?” Because I meant “being handed a fucking get out of jail free card by a kiss-ass L.A. cop.” TMZ says

The actor could have been hit with DUI since he did get behind the wheel of of his car while the motor was running and turned the wheel for a split second. ([Legally], if the motor is running and you’re behind the wheel, you can get busted for a DUI). Cops eventually told Quaid to get out of the car — and he took a cab home.

We’re told the decision to bust is at the officer’s discretion, which in this case, saved Quaid’s ass.

So the cops stopped him just in the nick of time. Good for them. Had it been you or me, they would have set up a road block a quarter mile down the road, put our ass in handcuffs and impounded our ’79 Pinto. I guess that’s what we get for not starring in “Enemy Mine” and “Gorp.”

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

4 Reader Comments

  1. Jon

    Im not so critical of this one. He hadn’t moved the vehicle yet and around my area I’ve seen a bunch of times when cops would rather get a guy home to sleep it off then send him to jail. I’ve actually seen a few drive the dude home, so I’m not pissed about this particular thing.

    Although if he HAD moved the car, then crashed it and came out stoned and drunk with white powder all down the front of his shirt that would have been a different story. Oh wait, lindsay lohan strikes again.

  2. RebelBoy

    look at the gin blossom! What does that hot babe see in that ragged, red faced drunk? Just goes to show you guys….as long as your famous and have money….any chic will fuck you!
    RebelBoy (tellin’ it like it is)

  3. joe beans

    I think what your trying to say rebelboy….is that it doesn’t matter what a guy Looks like, smells like, or acts like…if your rich & famous….any woman will F^%$K you!
    Lets face it….ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS!

  4. Ben

    Jon, the only reason he didn’t drive is because the cops stopped him.

    I won’t give him a pass on this one, Dennis Quaid is a nasty drunk and I will never watch any of his movies again. Drunk drivers suck!

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