It’s a scientific fact that supermodel Helena Christensen is naked in two-thirds of the pictures ever taken of her, while the remaining third are just pictures of her topless. These pics from the January issue of Elle magazine would fall into the latter of those two categories. It’s also a scientific fact that if you use the words like “latter” and “contrariwise” and “theretofore” in a post, you can make a bunch of gibberish about boobs sound like fancy gentleman’s talk. You might want to extend your pinky and adjust your top hat while reading this.