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Jessica Simpson is a Lard Ass

Jessica Simpson is Fat

Sally Struthers Jessica Simpson performed at a local Pembroke radio station “Chili Cook-off” in Florida over the weekend, and god damn did she look fat doing it. I mean, just… wow. So, anyway, after “bingo hall” and “chili cook-off,” what’s next for Ms. Simpson, you ask? I’m going with “telling wayward teens she’s thrice divorced and lives in a van down by the river” or “asphyxiating face down in a peanut butter pie.” I guess we’ll just have to wait and see!

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