Katie Price (AKA Jordan) launched some kind of styling product line at Superdrug today. Apparently it involves curling irons and straighteners and whatnot. I don’t know; nobody cares anyway. What’s important here is that Katie is, as always, dressed like a total crazypants. Behold the insanity! I guess just one slutty pink outfit simply wasn’t gonna cut it for this merchandising extravaganza, and thus we have: KatieJordanPriceBarbieTwoFace.
You know, I really don’t understand what goes on in my brain when Katie Price happens. She’s totally white trash, completely fake, kind of an idiot, embroiled in an elaborate hoax of a marriage with a cartoonish gay man, wears more makeup than Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez combined, and is, as far as I can surmise, utterly devoid of practical purpose. Also, have you ever heard her talk? Holy Hannah Montana, she’s annoying. And yet… oh, how I love her spectacle of plastic lunacy. I have absolutely no idea why. It’s just one of life’s infinite mysteries.