In honor of the U.S. Women’s Swim Team and the Olympics, Playboy models are donning each of the U.S. Team’s official suits from the past six Games on Playboy’s website. (Nine-time Olympic medalist Dara Torres in this year’s suit on the right; Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Month in the same suit on the left). Because nothing says “homage” like a bunch of fake-tittied no-names in body makeup wearing the same suit you trained six hours a day, seven days a year for ten years to wear. Look forward to Playboy’s “Bad Habit: a Tribute to the Many Looks of Mother Teresa” and “Supreme Whore — Beneath the Robes of the Women of the Supreme Court” to debut sometime this fall. Playboy^TM — because sometimes women get too big for their britches.

Playboy’s version:

The real deal: