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Stepford January Jones at the Crystal + Lucy Awards

January Jones wore Mary Katrantzou’s Fauwi Babelonia landscape print dress to the Women in Film’s Crystal + Lucy Awards last week, and everything about this look is wrong. It’s actually a very nice dress, when tailored for the wearer’s body. On January, the waist is too low and the skirt is too long, and the way it hangs makes it look like she’s wearing huge jacquard gaucho pants. And that green eyeshadow and PTA co-chairperson hairdo aren’t doing her any favors, either. That’s the makeup and hair of a woman angling for the number two spot in the carpool line.

Check out more landscape prints with a less Stepford vibe in the gallery above!