Stephanie Seymour enjoys time in St. Barth’s frolicking around with her ridiculous bikini body. She’s 43! It’s ridiculous that she looks better at 43 than a lot of women do half her age. Ridiculous, I tell you! The only thing more ridiculous than me saying ridiculous a lot is that she’s even wearing a swimsuit. She’s in a French territory, for pete’s sake. The only thing that the French like better than being surrender monkeys is prancing around nude on their beaches. Stephanie has a leg up on them though. She 1. Shaves her armpits and 2. isn’t French. I call that a win-win situation. USA! USA!