The actor who played Steve Urkel on “Family Matters” is currently under investigation for domestic assault. You might wanna ahead go and get the “Did I do thaaaaaat?” out of your system right now, because I’m not having it. TMZ says
Jaleel White’s baby mama Bridget Hardy filed a report with the LAPD Tuesday [claiming] White punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago with an infant in the car. She claims when they got home, White slapped her and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.
A rep for Jaleel [says], “There was absolutely no battery … no abuse … and the incident never happened. This is just a ploy in an ongoing custody battle over their young daughter to tarnish his name.”
I don’t know what’s more shocking — that none of Waldo Geraldo Faldo’s hijinx were involved, or that the guy who played Steve Urkel still has a rep. Anyway, I just hope Jaleel has an airtight alibi for the night in question. Something along the lines of “It couldn’t have been me, because I was with Mel Gibson the whole time.”