Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ 4-year old daughter Suri was seen clutching a box of Penis Gummies while leaving a restaurant with her mother yesterday. I know what I’m giving out for Halloween this year! The Daily Mail says:
The box features cartoon like drawings of male genitalia, and unsurprisingly Suri seemed somewhat captivated by the penis-shaped jelly sweets.
The phallic shaped sweets were quite clearly an inappropriate choice for the four-year-old.
This is exactly the sort of candy I’d expect to uncover in Tom Cruise’s desk drawer. It’d be right between the assless chaps and the bottle of zero-calorie glitter lube.
Katie and Suri out and about this week:
PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures
Suri and Daddy both eat penis.
She’s only following Daddy’s example.