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Suri Cruise Launches a $3 Million Clothing Line and Other News

Suri Cruise, the seven-year-old celebrity offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, is reportedly launching her own clothing line this fall in New York. The Sun says:

The daughter of Tom Cruise has just inked a £1.5million deal and her label has been imaginatively named Suri.

If successful, the Suri brand will be rolled out in shops across North America next year.

The line will cover everything from dresses, tops and jeans to shoes and accessories.

Plans for a fashion range have been in the pipeline since last year, after several firms approached Katie.

The initial idea was for Suri to have a fashion blog, but the concept was extended after she started to talk about special designs for her clothes.

It seems a bit much, a seven-year-old with a fashion line, but if the Kardashians and Avril Lavigne can “design” clothes, then a second-grader is probably more than qualified.

Interweb revelations and gossip finds:

The best dressed celebrities of the week! Nowhere on the list: Avril Lavigne or Kim Kardashian. (Fashionologie)

Willow Smith looks like she was dressed by DJ Jazzy Jeff. (Socialite Life)

You need this bag in your life. Trust. (Modavanti)

Billy Joe Armstrong declared Gangham Style’s Psy “the herpes of music,” while I consider him to be more of a syphilitic ulcer of music. (Huffington Post)

Ten of history’s greatest bromances, harkening all the way back to Lewis & Clark. (Mandatory)

Oprah Winfrey isn’t much fun to work for. Or with. (BG)

JLo’s boytoy has his own umbrella handlers now. Seriously. (Celeb Slam)

Break out your Lady Bics — Kellan Lutz is a single man! (popbytes)

NBC cancels Whitney after two years, to which I said, “Whitney’s been on the air for two years?” (Jezebel)

Six of the best Arrested Development gifs for my fellow die-hard fans. (Daily Stab)

Audrina Patridge poses for a bunch of cheesy bikini pics with her DB boyfriend in Tahiti. (DS)

Tiger Woods is drizzunk. (The Blemish)

Is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s marriage in trouble because Jen doesn’t trust him? (Celebitchy)

Meet the new model/muse/icons for H&M’s Spring 2013 collection! (Who What Wear)

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a cheap and predictable photoshoot for Stndrd Magazine. (G Celeb)