Brad Pitt’s Gerbils Live Better Than You
Tags: $80, 000, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, gerbils, house, run

Brad Pitt dropped over eighty grand last week building a special home for — wait for it — his kids’ new pet gerbils. Suck on that, New Orleans! The Sun says
Architecture fanatic Brad Pitt spent $82,000 building [the] bespoke run [and] personally oversaw every step of the project, [which] features a maze of tunnels, seesaws and platforms.
A source said: “Brad pores over architectural journals like other people pore over newspapers. He had so much fun putting the run together with his kids. It’s incredibly complex and cost a lot but Brad’s more than happy with any activity that can combine his two passions – his kids and architecture.”
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I’d wished I was a gerbil, I’d have… five fucking cents. What a stupid fucking waste of money.
Buying the gerbils with Angelina, Pax and Maddox:
