Hello my lovelies, it’s Sarah.  I’m sorry to do this to you, but sometimes life is pain.  These are pictures of walking vomitorium Russell Brand picking up girlfriend Katy Perry at the airport in London, where she flew after performing at the 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards in Berlin.  I seriously don’t get these two.  First off, Russell Brand is goddamn disgusting and I’d rather stick my tongue in the toilet of a truck stop bathroom than anywhere on his person or even in his general vicinity.  Secondly, Katy Perry isn’t ugly, but she dresses like a six-year-old with special needs and she’s talentless and annoying and has exactly two points in her favour, both of which she insists on covering up pretty much all the time.

Actually nevermind, it turns out they’re kind of perfect for each other.

Brand picking up Perry at Heathrow airport:

Perry performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards: