The audio from the 911 call made from Demi Moore’s home the night she went into a drug-induced seizure has been online for several days now, but for some reason people are just now getting around to noticing that her daughter Rumer is mentioned on the recording. The Daily Mail says:
During the 911 call, a male caller appears use [Rumer's] nickname, saying: ‘Hey, Ru, what’s the name at the gate so that we can buzz [the paramedics] in?’
A panicked female caller can first be heard saying: ‘She smoked something. It’s not marijuana, but it’s similar to incense… she’s convulsing and semi-conscious, barely.’
I can’t imagine anything lamer than doing whip-its with Rumer fucking Willis. In fact, “doing whip-its with Rumer Willis” sounds like some kind of punishment. Like something you’d make a pledge do right before you force him to eat a bowl of mayonnaise while doing jumping jacks.
Newly-released audio of the 911 call (listen after the jump) placed from Demi Moore’s home the night she was hospitalized after having a seizure suggest that not only was she high on whip-its — she’d also been smoking incense laced with synthetic cannabinoids, or “Spice” as it’s known around most middle schools. Radar Online says:
[The caller can be heard telling the 911 operator]: “She smoked something, it’s not marijuana, it’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions.”
Addiction specialist Dr. Phil Dembo… believes Moore was smoking K2 Spice, which is currently legal in the U.S. but under investigation by the Drug Enforcement Agency.
“It sounds like Demi smoked K2 Spice,” Dr. Dembo, who has not treated Moore, said. “The problem with synthetics of any kind is they can cause anxiety or depression and cause panic or hyperventilation type of experience. There is racing of your body and those things chemically take you over.”
Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel has nothing to do with Demi Moore or pititful seventh-grade emo cutter attempts at substance abuse, but she has very, very shiny limbs, and you know how easily distracted I am by anything shiny. I’m curious like a cat. And that’s why my friends call me “Whiskers,” not because I had a chin hair that grew almost an inch long before I finally noticed it. I’m pretty sure that was just a coincidence.
A recording of the frantic and snotty 911 call Paula Abdul placed during a heated confrontation with her boyfriend was leaked online yesterday. TMZ says:
Paula Abdul made a tearful 911 call during a Valentine’s Day drive with a boyfriend — repeatedly screaming, “Drop me off!”
Seconds later Paula says, “Are you gonna drop me off ’cause I have emergency on the phone” — and shortly after that she says, “He’s dropping me off.”
Officers got in touch with Paula about an hour later and she said it was just a verbal dispute.
A spokesperson for Abdul tells TMZ, “Arguments with loved ones are often times heated. After the call was made everything was worked out.”
I’m sure the situation was immediately diffused once officers realized that the car’s child-safety locks were on and that the “boyfriend” holding her hostage was actually just the voice of the OnStar lady.
Now, this is a bit odd. When I heard that Gary Coleman had fallen and suffered a head injury, I figured he was doing something active, like bunjee jumping from a barstool or something. No, he was making his live-in ex-wife a sammich when he fell, and bitch doesn’t even want to help him. Says nj.com,
Gary Coleman’s blood was everywhere, according to the frantic 911 call placed after the former star’s fall last Wednesday by Shannon Price (who, it turns out, was divorced from the former “Diff’rent Strokes” star). She told operators to hurry because “I can’t deal.”
“I had my husband go make me some food downstairs, he just got home and I heard this big bang,” Price says in the call. “His head is bloody. There’s blood all over the floor. Send someone quick because I don’t know if he’s going to, like, be alive.”
Coleman had returned from a grueling dialysis treatment for his congenital kidney disease and was considerably weakened. Though he was at least semi-conscious during the 911 call, he later lapsed into a coma and was taken off life support on Friday morning.
Meanwhile, People.com reports that Price represented herself as Coleman’s wife to emergency responders and hospital personnel, but she was actually divorced from Coleman since 2008. But whether they were married or not, Coleman had completed an advance health care directive that gave Price permission to make medical decisions on his behalf, according to the hospital in which he died, so it appears she’s in the clear to have taken him off life support.
Price’s lawyer, Shelia Erickson, tells People that she’s not sure whether Price and Coleman ever remarried, but, “They needed each other and loved each other. They wanted to work through their problems.”
Check out the 911 call. The really sick part is how Shannon Price acted during the emergency. The poor guy is lying on the floor, bleeding, “bubbling at the mouth”, and she “can’t deal” because she doesn’t want to get stressed out have a seizure. It’s kind of like, sorry dude, your head is bleeding but you’re going to have to figure it out. What a bitch. I hope his short little ghost comes back to haunt her.
