Russell Brand is Two Sides of the Same Coin
Tags: abstinence, russell brand, threesome
So… Sunday’s Sun UK had a quaint little piece about how Russell Brand (who famously bragged about sleeping with at least three women per day) fancies himself a latter-day St. Francis of Assisi or some such nonsense, since apparently he told GQ:
“If I’m to find any true happiness I have to devote myself to something bigger than my own ego.
“I’m really getting tired of materialism. I don’t reckon I’ve got more than two or three years.
“I’ve burned out drugs. I’m burning out sex. I don’t even know what I’m doing yet. I’m not ready.
“I’ve got to be in a position where they can’t go, ‘Didn’t he f**k* that stripper? Didn’t he go to that lap-dancing club?’”
“There can’t be any of that around. That’s all got to go – until I’m in a position where I can say, ‘Look I’m celibate, I’m a vegan. All I do is meditate, come out and do stand-up and make films.’”
I’m guessing he attended the Katy Perry seminar on abstinence practice (entitled Abstinence For Beginners: How a 4-Hour Lifestyle Change Can Bring You Nirvana and Free Press) because here’s dear St. Russell and his two most recent acolytes leaving Akon’s wrap party at No5 Cavendish Square, from which they headed directly to Brand’s house. To meditate, surely.
