Chris Brown is an asswipe with anger issues and Rihanna is a dumbass with masochistic tendencies, so like a dog to its own vomit, these two inevitably find each other. The two singers were photographed leaving Greystone Manor last night — albeit separately — after a night of drinkin’ to the freakin’ weekend together. The Daily Mail says:

Chris, 22, was seen leaving the club through the front door, getting into his Range Rover with a group of friends, while Rihanna, 23, left through a side door hopping into a waiting SUV with a bodyguard.

‘He and Rihanna are just friends,’ Chris’s rep told ABC News. ‘He is with his girlfriend, Karrueche, and is not cheating.’

[But while] the pair didn’t directly tweet each other, they both wrote declarations of love in response to one another.

Brown kicked off proceedings with a tweet saying: ‘Love U more than u know!’

To which [Rihanna] replied: ‘I’ll always love u #1LOVE.’

I think this time, things will be different. If there’s one thing I know about liars and cheaters, it’s that they usually change for the good and you should always give them another chance. It’s one of the main reasons why I still vote Republican.

Rihanna not wearing at bra at LAX last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael was arrested last night after beating up his new girlfriend. TMZ says:

Lohan’s girlfriend filed a report with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department claiming they got into an argument that turned physical… and she had some visible marking from the alleged incident.

Cops went out and tracked down Lohan — and arrested him on suspicion of domestic violence.

Lohan will be charged with domestic violence, false imprisonment, preventing the reporting of victimization.

I hope his girlfriend got a couple of slaps in for his jeans being so goddamn tight. Seriously, what the hell? And don’t lets forget the understated elegance and panache that a muscle shirt brings to the table. It’s a look only an out-of-work porn star circa 1982 could love.

Lindsay at JFK with her mother last week:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

As a sarcastic follow-up to that previously unreleased photo of Rihanna taken the night then-boyfriend Chris Brown beat the living hell out of her, Media Take Out has released a new never-before-seen photo of the injury Chris Brown sustained the night in question. I guess that ruler there and the sad face he’s making means he’s supposed to have a busted lip. Just how it looks different from his lip every other day of the week is a mystery to me. What, a black guy with big lips? Well, I never! You could hit a black dude in the mouth with a brick and pound his nose flat into his face, and unless there’s blood, I’d just assume that’s what he already looked like to begin with.

In light of Rihanna’s lowering the restraining order against Chris Brown, the people over at MediaTakeout thought it would be an opportune time to release some never-before-seen photos they’ve gotten hold of to remind everyone of what was done to her. It’s unbelievable that after what he did to her, she’d want to give him another chance and set an example to her fans that this is acceptable treatment of women. She can pretend to be a strong, liberated woman, but until she starts respecting herself and demands respect from the men she dates, to me she’s just a ignorant ghetto trash girl.

One more new photo, plus the old one:

Mel Gibson’s legal team has insisted he never hit ex-mistress Oksana Grigorieva — claiming that they had only a loud argument — but a new audio recording suggests otherwise. Mostly because Mel’s the one suggesting it. According to Radar Online:

Mel admits to hitting Oksana twice in the face while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.

On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?”

The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you [fucking] deserved it.”

Mel’s sickening admission sheds new light on the he-said, she-said battle that has been raging for the past several weeks.

You know Mel’s publicist is scrambling to find a way to spin this, but there’s no fixing the damage to his public image now. The “drunken, Jew-hating, whoremongering woman-beater” label is a hard one to shake. Jesus Christ. It’s bad enough to punch a woman; it’s un-fucking-forgiveable to punch a woman in the face when she’s holding a goddamn baby. The only way he’s ever going to work in this town again is if they need a stand-in for Satan’s asshole.

Oksana Grigorieva doesn’t just have audio recordings of ex-lover Mel Gibson ranting and raving and calling her every name in the book — she also snapped a couple of pics of herself after he broke the teeth out her face with his fist. Radar Online says:

After the Braveheart star was caught on tape erupting into a racist tirade in which he said Oksana looked “like a [fucking] pig in heat” who could “get raped by a pack of [niggers]” — the photos reportedly substantiate her explosive claim that the actor/director punched her in the face.

“You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face,” said the pal, who has seen the photos. “They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.”

Taking those post-assault pics was the smartest thing she could have done. That plus the audio recordings of him ranting like a lunatic will be her legal ace on the hole. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, you know! Especially if your baby daddy is the doing all the pounding in the first place.

Jesse James publicly offered up an excuse for his multiple affairs on ABC’s Nightline last night: his sad feelings about his dad beating him when he was a little kid made him do it. He said in the interview:

“Bike builder, Monster Garage TV star, all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so that people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a seven-year-old. [My father] beat my ass pretty good… I just remember, like, clinched teeth, strained-neck look on his face. My whole childhood, I was always scared.”

“[One time my dad was chasing me in the dark and] I tripped and snapped my wrist and I remember my dad laughed at me when I hit the ground and called me a dummy. I was petrified of my dad. I was a terrorized kid and, I mean, it’s really tough for me to think about now because… [my daughter] is the age that I was when my dad broke my arm.”

Unless his dad beat him with biker chick fetish magazines and white supremacist porn, I fail to see the correlation between his affairs and his abuse. I don’t buy into that whole culture of victimhood rhetoric. Your “feelings of worthlessness,” your “self-sabotage,” your “innate struggle between Eros and Thanatos” — all of it’s bullshit, every last bit of it. You want to assign blame, you need to start pointing the finger where it belongs: at the Jews.

Watch the interview after the jump.

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Michael Lohan claims to have numerous phone tapes and messages left by ex-wife Dina that prove that daughter Lindsay is an out-of-control drug addict, and he’s going to be releasing them to the media next week. According to the NY Daily News

“I have proof that Dina has told me Lindsay is on death’s doorstep, that she doesn’t have much time left. There have been frantic calls. And I’m going to prove that Dina is the liar, not me.”

The whole world is about to hear it: A source confirms that Michael is set to air the numerous voice-mail messages she’s left on Monday’s “Entertainment Tonight.”

“She has expressed to me that Lindsay is in dire, dire need of an intervention,” Michael said. “My lawyers told me to keep every single conversation – and I did.”

Who exactly is he trying to convince she’s an addict with all this? It’s not like the rest of the goddamn world doesn’t already know. If he really wants to reach his daughter, blathering on Maury and Entertainment Tonight isn’t going to cut it. He needs to put his message about knee-level in an L.A. nightclub’s men’s bathroom or on the bottom of a bottle of vodka. It’s the only way she’ll ever see it.

Leaving — you guessed it! — an L.A. nightclub last night:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News