Some are suggesting that Lindsay Lohan’s ADHD misdiagnosis and subsequent unwarranted Adderall usage may have sparked her downward spiral over the last three years. Whereas I would indicate the enabling cokehead mother who pushed her child in to showbiz while she was still in diapers because her own attempts at stardom had failed, but then I don’t have a medical degree. Not one that’s valid in the States, anyway. TMZ says:

Docs at the UCLA rehab facility believe Lindsay was misdiagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder … and then prescribed Adderall to treat the phantom affliction.

Dr. Joe Haraszti — a prominent L.A. addiction specialist — [says] people who take Adderall when they don’t need it can experience similar effects as people who use cocaine or methamphetamines … [doing] things like “driving around until all hours of the morning, smoking heavily, and tweeting and texting all night long.” The doc adds,

The doc also notes that people in that situation “might then complain of insomnia and then take Ambien or other sleep aids to help fall asleep … it’s a vicious cycle”

Bottom line — a bad medical diagnosis may have set the ball rolling that unhinged Lindsay’s life.

Lindsay didn’t wind up with a prescription for Adderall because she got a “bad medical diagnosis.” She would up with a prescription with Adderall because she went doctor-shopping till she found a real-life Dr. Nick Riviera to prescribe her a legal alternative to cocaine so she could keep that Auschwitz physique she’s got going. It’s a well-known diet secret of the stars. The stupid twats in Hollywood would probably drink a cocktail of goat urine and Drano if someone told them it was a surefire way to drop fifteen pounds.

Now the anti-venom for the photo above — Shakira’s ass:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

Lindsay Lohan might have been ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring device and undergo weekly drug testing, but don’t go thinking that’s gonna cure what ails her. TMZ says:

Under the rules of the drug testing program, Lindsay can still take [prescription medication], provided they were prescribed by a doctor. Lindsay [currently] has prescriptions for Adderall and Ambien. Any prescription that shows up in Lindsay’s system during random drug testing will not get her in trouble with the judge.

But friends of Lindsay and her father Michael [say] the scripts are a big source of Lindsay’s problem. So Lindsay could still pass her drug tests and still have some of the problems she just can’t seem to beat.

Well, she spent nine hours in a hair salon yesterday dyeing her ratty-ass weave yellow, so I think it’s safe to assume she finally figured out how she’s gonna beat the system: she just tells the judge that the black-haired Lindsay is not Lindsay at all, but her evil twin sister, and if she jails Good Blonde Lindsay for Evil Twin Sister Lindsay’s actions, she’s just playing right into Stefano Dimera’s hands and becoming another pawn in his master plan to bring down the Bradys. According to “Everything I Needed to Know About Case Law I Learned Watching Days of Our Lives,” that’s the pinnacle of air-tight defenses right there.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Michael Lohan’s mission to get daughter Lindsay into rehab has now progressed into a shock-and-awe media campaign, complete with his airing a list of all the prescription drugs she’s currently using. According to Page Six

[Michael said], “She is taking Adderol, Xanax, Paxil. She’s a beautiful girl but she looks 100 years old.”

For those of you who didn’t regularly buy pills from your RA’s boyfriend freshman year, Paxil is used to treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anxiety disorders, post-traumatic stress disorder, and premenstrual dysphoric disorder. Adderall is used to treat attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder and narcolepsy. Xanax is prescribed for anxiety disorders and panic disorders. So unless she’s a hyperactive narcoleptic Korean war vet with polycystic ovarian syndrome and compulsive hand-washing issues, she’s taking waaaay too much goddamn medication. I bet the words “Glaxo-Smith Kline” and “Pfizer” are permanently branded into her liver by now.

And now, for someone who doesn’t look 100 years old — Megan Fox in VIP magazine:

In even more pill-popping news, it’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan’s drastic weight loss comes courtesy of a prescription for the ADHD drug Adderall. According to Us Weekly

Lohan takes Adderall, a prescription drug usually given to people for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, to lose weight.

“She takes Adderall all the time,” one source told Us. “She gets jittery because of the way the pills affect her. It’s a major reason why she’s losing weight.”

And that’s not the only drug in her repertoire — sources say she’s still hooked on the white stuff. You know — the “throat candy.” “Man butter.” “Jizz.” Unfortunately, with semen’s current legal standing in the United States, it’s going to be damn near impossible to wean her off the stuff. Now we just wait for the inevitable moment when she asphyxiates taking two cocks at once and her addiction will tragically cum come full circle.

Many celebrities have an addiction to prescription medication, but only few of them enter a prescription drug abuse treatment program.

At the teen.com premiere of Haute and Bothered with sister Ali: