Octomom Nadya Suleman checked herself into rehab over the weekend for an addiction to the prescription drug Xanax. TMZ says:
Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California over the weekend, leaving her 14 kids without a mother for 30 straight days.
Nadya is using 3 nannies and 2 friends to divvy up the child care duties. She also has a driver to take the kids to and from school.
Nadya can afford to pay for treatment by herself — because she’s been making a ton of money from her porn career — but the rehab facility offered to pick up the tab anyway.
I’d tell her she could go fuck herself, but she’s already done that. There’s a video. And let me warn you — if you thought the catastrophic devastation from Hurricane Sandy was bad, it’s nothing compared to the mental and emotional damage you’ll suffer if you actually watch any of Octomom’s octoporn. Consider yourself warned. I’d rather play baby-sitter to all fourteen of her feral children.
Nadya in a bikini photo shoot for Star Magazine (where’s a good storm surge when you need one?) Get your own polka-dot bikini top here from J Crew: