What kind of whore tweets a photo of herself reading her own Twitter page? Does she talk to herself on her Facebook wall, too? It seems a little pathetic, really. If there were an award for shameless attention-whoring, Adrianne Curry would definitely take the cake. And then probably stick her tits in it and rub the icing all over them, because she’s a giant attention-whore that way.

In news from the F-list, Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight and America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry are divorcing after a three-month trial separation. When asked for comment, Curry said, “Look — tits!” and pulled off her top. Us Magazine says:

The couple announced their separation in May 2011, but Knight, 53, didn’t file for divorce until August 19, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

According to Knight and Curry’s manager, “the agreement for divorce was a mutual one, and yes, Adrianne knew that I was going to serve her with papers.”

“The couple is still friends and the process thus far is very amiable,” their rep told E! News Wednesday.

It won’t get ugly until they start dividing up the assets. All of his “Brady Bunch” memorabilia, and all the pictures she took of her tits. Not to mention how it’s going to affect their WoW campaign.

Hey, look — pictures of her tits!:

Permanent D-lister and shameless attention whore Adrianne Curry can’t go anywhere without her tits and ass on display, so naturally an Aeon Flux costume was a perfect choice for her to wear to Comic-Con. Too bad the cops didn’t feel the same way. The Daily Mail says:

Adrianne, 28, wore wore a very skimpy outfit that left little to the imagination — exposing her backside.

But security were unimpressed and she was sent packing.

She later tweeted to tell fans what had happened.

Adrianne wrote: ‘Just got stopped by a ton of cops…my costume is illegal…. the butt … sigh.’

She returned to the event later in the day wearing a similarly raunchy ensemble, although she made sure the PVC number covered her from top to toe.

And of course, this is what she changed into. She’s an “Imperial Dominatrix.” Please. That’s not even a real Star Wars character. Not unless Governor Tarkin’s got some cross-dressing brother named Mistress Tarkin I don’t know about.

Adrianne in Playboy in 2008, because making sure you see her naked sometime in your life is her ultimate goal:

Shameless Twitter whore Adrianne Curry and husband Peter Brady announced on what would have been their fifth wedding anniversary that are separating. Us Magazine says:

Five years after tying the knot, Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry have decided to end their marriage.

[Their spokesperson said]: “The decision was mutually reached after it became clear that some perspective was needed in order to assess their unique union… They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future.”

Knight, 53, known for his role as Peter Brady in the 1970s’s hit The Brady Bunch, met Curry, 28, while they were housemates on the VH1 series The Surreal Life. Their on-screen romance let to their own spin-off series My Fair Brady, which documented their engagement, wedding and first year of marriage.

I don’t buy their separation for a second. This whole thing stinks of Speidi faux-divorce-in-the-hopes-of-garnering-a-reality-show-out-of-it schemes and machinations. I’m sure Adrianne has realized that gratuitous self-exposure on Twitter will only get her so far in life. For real success, you gotta go cable or porn.

Twitter, how do I love thee:

Former “America’s Next Top Model” winner Adrianne Curry was reportedly groped by a drunk guy outside of a Star Wars convention over the weekend. See if you can guess what she was wearing. Hint: it wasn’t a Bib Fortuna costume! TMZ says:

Curry called police around 3:00 AM on Sunday to report the incident that allegedly went down in front of the hotel where the Star Wars expo was going down.

The officer who arrived claims he “came in contact with the male as he lay in the bushes at the entrance to the hotel.”

[A witness] said the suspect “attempted several times to fight several other people as they stood outside waiting to be picked up for the Star Wars convention.”

The man was eventually arrested for disorderly intoxication.

Curry later Tweeted, “cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”

Of course she was pissed. The guy did it all wrong. You don’t just beeline straight for the puss like a damn Tusken Raider on a krayt dragon. You’re supposed to run your tongue over your lips and say, “Soon you will learn to appreciate me” in guttural Huttese and laugh menacingly. Fucking amateurs!

Because her entire career is bantha poodoo:

I don’t know much about Adrianne Curry, but I can tell you one thing — that chick totally pees in the shower. I’ve never been more certain of anything in my life, and you can quote me on that shit. Just be sure to use standard MLA format when citing. You know how I’m a stickler for source accountability!

See her naked (or almost-naked) here, here, here, here and here.

Adrianne Curry is under the impression that appealing to the fanboy demographic and posting pictures of herself dry-humping Boba Fett and playing video games naked is gonna somehow make her relevant. Newsflash: it doesn’t. For the record, I moderate the Jedi Council Forum Role-Playing Boards naked all the time. Mostly because clothes chafe under my arms and between my legs when I start sweating real bad, but that’s beside the point. You don’t see me posting a bunch of stupid pictures on the internet, do you?

At Comic-Con in Philadelphia:

Adrianne Curry posted these pictures of herself naked on the edge of an infinity pool in Costa Rica on her Twitter yesterday. Now, you might be asking yourself, “What good are a bunch of naked pictures if you can’t see anything?” Which is why I spent the last fifteen minutes doctoring the photograph with my totally boss photoshopping skillz (click header). That’s a bonafide faint grainy outline of a nipple right there! You bastards are lucky I don’t charge for awesomeness, or you’d be fucking broke by now.

I don’t even know who this whore is or why she’s famous. She has no discernible talent whatsoever, unless you consider masturbating with Darth Vader a talent. For the record, the judges at the Miss Ricebelt Teen USA pageant sure don’t. Apparently people from Texas just don’t appreciate epic-space-opera-themed erotic finesse.

What breast implants and the self-esteem of a thirteen-year old girl with daddy issues can do:

I assume this is a promotional poster for Adrianne Curry as Gordon Gekko in “Ball Street 2: Inside Her Trading.” Buying long and cum dividends never sounded so sexy!

And now for a little more “Market Fap-italization,” Kelly Brook for Ultimo Lingerie:

After dating Jamie Kennedy for almost a year, Jennifer Love Hewitt is now single again. People Magazine says

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up.

Though some called them an unlikely couple, Kennedy and Hewitt regularly gushed over each other.

Kennedy told Ryan Seacrest [in 2009], “I’m in love! It’s like, ‘Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you’re like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli, too.’”

Yes, but can she cook that pasta fagioli in a thong? Adrianne Curry sure can (see NSFW evidence by clicking the image above), and she’s actually married. Maybe that irrational need for pants is weighing you down in more ways than one, ladies.

Jennifer not showing her ass (tsk, tsk) with Jamie at the Twilight premiere last year, plus some of her at the 100th episode of Ghost Whisperer:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

I don’t know how this stupid bitch has managed to convince people she’s a celebrity, but former America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry has found herself in the limelight once again, thanks to pictures of her titty-sandwiching a Darth Vader dildo and playing World of Warcraft naked. She posted the above picture over the weekend and tweeted

jumping into shower. going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked & stoned. Perfect Sunday!

According to my eHarmony profile, my perfect Sunday consists of long walks on the beach, snuggling in front of a fire, and arranging my Beanie Babies in alphabetical order after dressing my two cats in footie pajamas and making them pretend to nurse from me. Yet nobody ever calls.

Oh, hey, look — she’s a naked lesbian now zzzzz….: