Everyone was shocked last week when Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that his 25-year marriage to Maria Shriver was over, but then fathering a bastard child with the maid and then hiding it from your wife for ten years has a way of making marriages hit the skids sometimes. The Daily Mail says:

The 63-year-old today admitted fathering a child with a long-serving member of his household staff.

And while the ‘event’ happened more than 10 years ago, the Terminator star only told his wife about it earlier this year – leading to the couple’s split.

It is believed the member of staff in question had worked for the Schwarzenegger family for over 20 years, but retired in January.

In a statement released to the LA Times, Schwarzenegger said: ‘After leaving the governor’s office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.’

If only he could go back in time and send a humanoid cyborg to warn himself about the dangers of not wearing a condom when diddling the help. “The Sperminator,” starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as himself and The S-1000. Rated R for strong sci-fi action and violence and graphic sexual content.

I see The Dude from The Big Lebowski has a new line of cabana wear:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Bruce Springsteen was accused of breaking up the marriage of a New Jersey man in court documents filed yesterday. MSNBC says

Divorce papers filed by Arthur Kelly include the allegation that his wife, Ann Kelly, “committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen, who resides in Rumson, N.J., and Colts Neck, N.J., at various times and places too numerous to mention.”

An insider [said] the news isn’t shocking to the Monmouth County community. “Ann says she and Bruce are just friends, but there have been rumors going around the area for more than a year that they had gotten way too close after meeting at a local gym,” the source said.

It isn’t the first time Brucie has been accused of cheating. He cheated on his first wife, actress Julianne Phillips, with his current wife, who at the time was one of his back-up singers. Then in 2006, reports surfaced that he had had an affair with a sexy 9/11 widow from Jersey. I think it’s safe to say that the preeminent Bruce Springsteen “box set” has absolutely nothing to do with records. Zing!

Perfoming on the Today Show: