Hands-down the best Katie Holmes has EVER looked. And I of course mean “hands-down” in the “in your pants” kinda way. That’s usually how I mean just about everything.
New campaign for jeweler H. Stern:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
Because her pre-taped segment for the VMA’s was so darn funny, Lindsay Lohan has decided she’s going to host Saturday Night Live and show the world she poke fun at her drunken whore image. Again. The NY Daily News says;
Lohan is in conversations to host “SNL” on Dec. 4, according to a source familiar with the deal.
The NBC late-nighter would give Lohan 90 minutes to prove to those who may still care about her career that she is employable after a string of run-ins with the law and rehab stints.
Yep, nothing says cinematic bankability like hosting SNL. Just ask Tom Green or Macauly Culkin. They wouldn’t be where they are today if they hadn’t!
Lindsay for Fornarina:
Jennifer Aniston will be at Harrods’ department store this week to launch her new perfume “Lolavie.” No word as to whether she will be topless and staring soulfully like in the ad. The Daily Mail says:
Aniston’s perfume is called Lolavie, which roughly translates as ‘laughing at life,’ and is launching Wednesday at Harrods where the perfume will be sold exclusively.
It’s the debut fragrance for Aniston, 41, who says she has been involved with every step of the development process, from creating the scent to conceptualizing the ads which were shot at Aniston’s favorite holiday getaway spot, in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
Aniston says that her scent will smell ‘sexy and clean…floral but not too flowery.’
Just like the bottle reads! “Floral but not too flowery… with hints of vetiver and sandalwood, cresting with subtle top notes of desperation and rejection.” It’s probably the closest the manufacturer could come to actually bottling her tears.
Filming “Just Go With It” with SI covergirl Brooklyn Decker:
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Victoria’s Secret Angel Bar Rafaeli has signed on to be the new face of Rampage clothing. I guess signing on as the new “tits and ass” of Rampage clothing just sounded too declassé.
Now you, too, can have that Chernobyl glow, thanks to Lindsay Lohan’s new line of self-tanner “Sevin Nyne.” People Magazine says
“I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved [until I met spray tanner Lorit Simon]. She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,” Lindsay reveals of the partnership. “It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”
The $35 spray will become available exclusively in Sephora stores on the first of May — with an early web launch on Sephora.com on April 15.
And, judging from the promo ads, it also erases freckles while broadening your jaw line! I’m sure it also works as a long-lasting penile numbing agent to prolong sexual encounters, and when huffed, produces a buzz similar to that of inhaling VCR head cleaner. Lindsay Lohan’s not going to just put her name on anything, you know. It has to be a product she can stand behind. Or at least get in front of on all fours.
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