Oct 15, 20084
Christina Aguilera Needs More Makeup
Tags: africa rising, bad makeup, Christina Aguilera
Just in time for the holidays, it’s Paint-by-Numbers Christina Aguilera! Part Fruitopia commercial, part down-on-his-luck drag queen — PBN Christina provides hours of fun for young and old alike. Your PBN Christina comes with a Cerebrex IV drip for the seizure-sensitive and two metric tons of foundation and powder. Style her, defile her, galvanic pile her! Wig and lashes sold separately.
At the Africa Rising soiree’ in London yesterday:
