Aug 19, 200810
Alanis Morrisette Is Fat
Tags: Alanis Morrisette, fat
Alanis Morissette and about twenty extra pounds performed at the V Festival in Chelmsford over the weekend. Mmm, beefy! You know, if the whole “angry female rocker” bit doesn’t work out, she’d make a great spokeswoman for Canadian bacon. Cut from lean boneless pork loins, pickle-cured, and rolled in a golden cornmeal! Canadian bacon — feed that bitterness consumes you from the inside. Available shingle style, whole roast, chub roast, or pepper-coated!
