Adam Lambert Debuts “For Your Entertainment”

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There’s “gay,” and then there’s “glitter oozing from the rhinestone-studded no-no hole of Liberace as he crawls around on all fours on a bearskin rug surround by men in mesh halter tops and iridescent feather boas.” See if you can guess which one this album cover is.

Adam Lambert sucking face with boyfriend Drake LaBry:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Justin Timberlake and Rihanna Are Secretly Dating

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Justin Timberlake’s gone puss-swapping — he’s supposedly dumping girlfriend of three years Jessica Biel for singer Rihanna. Star Magazine says

After a hot grinding session at 1Oak’s MTV Video Music Awards bash in NYC, RiRi and JT moved to her hotel room, where they had a steamy, private after party! “Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” said a source.

“Then at [the studio where the two are working on Rihanna’s new album], Justin was joking about strippers. He said she needed to entertain him like that. So Rihanna gave him an impromptu lap dance!”

Justin has made it clear he is 100 percent into Rihanna, and she equally feels the magnetic attraction, says a source. “She is a total tease and loves flirting with him. She digs him and wants to date him too!”

Well, as long as he doesn’t bash her face in or bite her, he’s already doing better the last guy. That’s the great thing about battered women. They set the bar so low!

Rihanna in Venice:

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Mariah Carey Photoshops the Hell out of New Album Cover

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Here’s the cover of Mariah Carey’s new album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel.” Let me be the first to say “imperfect angel” my ass. More like fucking “imaginary angel.” I guess “The Memoirs of Back Fat and Pit Bacon” was just too authentic for studio execs.

Click the header image to see what the REAL Mariah looks like:

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Jennifer Love Hewitt to Release Country Song

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I had completely forgotten that Jennifer Love Hewitt ever tried her hand at pop stardom in the first place, but her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy claims she now has a country song in the works. Jennifer hasn’t released any new material since 2002’s ‘BareNaked’ album, for those of you keeping track. NME says

Hewitt’s boyfriend Jamie Kennedy [said, "Jennifer is] writing a country song. I really want to make her a new demo for her music. She’s so good.”

The only thing “country” at which Jennifer Love Hewitt has any chance of succeeding is downing an entire country ham without using any hands. Maybe she should look into that instead. It sure worked wonders for Jessica Simpson.

On the set of Ghost Whisperer:

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