Because her first one worked out so well, former Hills star Heidi Montag is releasing another album. The Daily Mail says:

Fame-hungry Heidi Montag isn’t giving up her desperate quest to be a pop star.

The former reality TV star and self-confessed plastic surgery addict is releasing a new album titled Dreams Come True.

And she’s also plugging her four tracks – Your Love Found Me, Party Is Wherever I Am, No More and Overdosin – on her Twitter page.

Heidi released her first album called Superficial in 2010 which bombed.

She admitted last year that [the album] was a financial disaster for her, saying: ‘I spent $2 million on my music career, and it didn’t happen for me.’

Sweet, sweet comeuppance. It’s times like these I wish I could give the universe a big high five. Tick tock, Kardashians… the bell tolls for thee!

Madonna’s new CD MDNA set a new crash-and-burn record, dropping nearly 88% in the second week of sales. Radar Online says:

The CD sold 359,000 copies when it debuted at the top of the Billboard charts and has now plummeted to 46,000 copies.

“People are really digging it,” [Madonna' manager Guy Oseary] claimed about MDNA, [but] perhaps he should have read some of the reviews. Said the LA Times: “MDNA more than anything sounds like an album made by someone who’s lost touch with the desires of today’s popular music… the Madonna of today has lost the art of surprise.”

Boy, I think the last time Madonna sucked this hard, Dennis Rodman was in the room. Zing!

Signing the Facebook wall with Jimmy Fallon:

First Paris Hilton had a sex tape, and then Kim Kardashian had a sex tape. And then Paris released a crappy album, and now Kim Kardashian is gonna release a crappy album. Will overproduced auto-tuned wonders never cease? TMZ says:

Kim Kardashian is recording an album.

Kim’s recently been in the studio with top notch writer/producer/performer The-Dream, whose hits include Rihanna’s “Umbrella” and Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.”

So how’s it gonna sound? One person who’s been inside a recording session tells us, “Kim’s got a really good voice.”

You could tie up a bunch of alley cats in bag and let a couple of two-year olds have at them with air horns and with the right editing and enough vocoders, it could still be a Top Forty hit. The question is why you would want to put a bunch of cats in a bag and let toddlers torture them like that. You’ve got some serious issues, man.

In SoHo filming her stupid new show:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

In a move that is sure to devastate no one, woman-beater and giant pussy Chris Brown has deleted his Twatter Twitter account. Gasp! The horror! Popeater recounts the sad, sad tale:

Days after using Twitter to call retail giant Walmart liars for “blackballing” his new album from their stores (which they aren’t), Chris Brown has made like Miley and quit the micro-blogging craze.

Brown’s Twitter home, @mechanicalDummy now “doesn’t exist,” leaving fans wondering: what happened to Chris?

On Friday, Brown lamented that “major stores” like Walmart “r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the f–k do i gotta do.” He quickly added, noting that his words would certainly be publicized and used against him: “yeah i said it and i aint retracting s–t. im not biting my tongue about s else…”

He went to a Walmart in Wallingford, CT, where they “didn’t even have my album in the back,” Brown said. “Not on shelves, saw for myself.”

Well, Walmart came out Monday to say that they are, in fact, carrying Brown’s album ‘Graffiti.’ At the Wallingford store.

“We are surprised at the comments online,” read a statement released by the store today. “All Walmart stores nationwide have carried the CD since its release, including the Wallingford, [Conn.], store mentioned in the post. This store actually sold through its initial shipment over the weekend. The majority of our stores today are showing they do have copies available.”

Oops, looks like you made a royal jackass out of yourself (again), Chris. His deleting his Twitter account after being proven wrong is kind of like farting in a crowd and leaving really quickly. You may have left the scene of the crime, but everyone knows you did it by the smell you’re trailing.

That’s right, Chris, your shit stinks:

There’s “gay,” and then there’s “glitter oozing from the rhinestone-studded no-no hole of Liberace as he crawls around on all fours on a bearskin rug surround by men in mesh halter tops and iridescent feather boas.” See if you can guess which one this album cover is.

Adam Lambert sucking face with boyfriend Drake LaBry:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Justin Timberlake’s gone puss-swapping — he’s supposedly dumping girlfriend of three years Jessica Biel for singer Rihanna. Star Magazine says

After a hot grinding session at 1Oak’s MTV Video Music Awards bash in NYC, RiRi and JT moved to her hotel room, where they had a steamy, private after party! “Rihanna and Justin have been talking and texting on the phone nonstop since the VMAs,” said a source.

“Then at [the studio where the two are working on Rihanna’s new album], Justin was joking about strippers. He said she needed to entertain him like that. So Rihanna gave him an impromptu lap dance!”

Justin has made it clear he is 100 percent into Rihanna, and she equally feels the magnetic attraction, says a source. “She is a total tease and loves flirting with him. She digs him and wants to date him too!”

Well, as long as he doesn’t bash her face in or bite her, he’s already doing better the last guy. That’s the great thing about battered women. They set the bar so low!

Rihanna in Venice:

Here’s the cover of Mariah Carey’s new album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel.” Let me be the first to say “imperfect angel” my ass. More like fucking “imaginary angel.” I guess “The Memoirs of Back Fat and Pit Bacon” was just too authentic for studio execs.

Click the header image to see what the REAL Mariah looks like:

I had completely forgotten that Jennifer Love Hewitt ever tried her hand at pop stardom in the first place, but her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy claims she now has a country song in the works. Jennifer hasn’t released any new material since 2002′s ‘BareNaked’ album, for those of you keeping track. NME says

Hewitt’s boyfriend Jamie Kennedy [said, "Jennifer is] writing a country song. I really want to make her a new demo for her music. She’s so good.”

The only thing “country” at which Jennifer Love Hewitt has any chance of succeeding is downing an entire country ham without using any hands. Maybe she should look into that instead. It sure worked wonders for Jessica Simpson.

On the set of Ghost Whisperer: