Alec Baldwin was awarded a protective order against the 40-year-old Canadian actress accused of stalking and harassing him for the last six months after she attempted to enter his Manhattan home on Sunday. Genevieve Sabourin claims to have had a sexual relationship with Alec, and while he admits to having dinner with her on more than one occasion, he claims it was a “strictly professional” relationship. Which probably just means he paid her afterwards. Radar Online says:

Sabourin “said [she and Alex] had sex and she wanted to have his baby,” a source told the NY Post, adding Baldwin acknowledges having dinner with the Montreal native twice last year, but says he kept things “strictly professional” with no “physical relationship” between them.

A separate source told the paper Sabourin’s “claiming that she and Alec were lovers.’’

On March 31… Sabourin showed up at his Hamptons home. Days later, she trailed Baldwin at a Lincoln Center Q&A and was arrested Sunday after trying to access his Manhattan home via the doorman.

On April 4, Sabourin emailed Baldwin with the message, “I need to start my new life, with my new name… help me my newly [sic] husband, you! Please Alec come and pick me up now. I am less than 10 min away from you tonight. Say I do to me.’’

According to Sabourin’s iMDb page, she worked with Baldwin on the 2002 film The Adventures of Pluto Nash, where he had a small role while she worked in the film’s public relations department.

Sadly, the most shameful part of the story is that Alec Baldwin had a small role in “The Adventures of Pluto Nash.”

“Glee’s” Lea Michele in a bikini because she’s not middle-aged and laden with eye bags:

After all the hullabaloo and brewhaha (yes, people say “hullabaloo” and “brewhaha”) surrounding Alec Baldwin’s unceremonious removal from an American Airlines flight last week, the Thirty Rock actor decided to make an appearance on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live to issue a public apology… to himself… as Captain Steve Rogers, the pilot of the flight he delayed because he refused to turn off his damn phone before takeoff. After apologizing to himself profusely, he actually says at one point, “Alec Baldwin is an American treasure,” which would have been hilariously tongue-in-cheek had I not thought he honestly believed every fucking word he was saying.

SNL’s Abby Elliott in next month’s Maxim:

Alec Baldwin up and deleted his Twitter account after American Airlines issued a statement yesterday regarding his less-than-stately removal from one of their flights on Tuesday. See if you can guess whether their version of events is different. The official statement read:

“Since an extremely vocal customer has publicly identified himself as being removed from an American Airlines flight on Tuesday, Dec. 6, we have elected to provide the actual facts of the matter as well as the FAA regulations which American, and all airlines, must enforce. Cell phones and electronic devices are allowed to be used while the aircraft is at the gate and the door is open for boarding. When the door is closed for departure and the seat belt light is turned on, all cell phones and electronic devices must be turned off for taxi-out and take-off.

This passenger declined to turn off his cell phone when asked to do so at the appropriate time. The passenger ultimately stood up (with the seat belt light still on for departure) and took his phone into the plane’s lavatory. He slammed the lavatory door so hard, the cockpit crew heard it and became alarmed, even with the cockpit door closed and locked. They immediately contacted the cabin crew to check on the situation. The passenger was extremely rude to the crew, calling them inappropriate names and using offensive language. Given the facts above, the passenger was removed from the flight and denied boarding.

Alec’s a celebrity, ergo the rules that apply to peons like us don’t apply to him. Besides, he doesn’t have to worry when the plane goes down. He’s not gonna die. That contract he signed with Satan for his soul bought him another 8 years.

The 53-year-old “30 Rock” actor Alec Baldwin held up an entire plane full of people and was eventually kicked off his American Airlines flight yesterday after he refused to turn off his goddamn cellphone so he could play Words With Friends. Yeah, that’s right — fuck everybody else. They’re not on TV, are they? Us Magazine says:

Said managing director Michael J. Wolf: “On an AA flight at LAX. Alec Baldwin removed from the plane. We had to go back to the gate. Terrible that everyone had to wait.”

Baldwin’s early exit may have been due to his use of electronics. “The flight attendant on American reamed me out for playing Words With Friends while we sat at the gate, not moving,” Baldwin tweeted. “No wonder American Air is bankrupt.”

Baldwin’s rep explained the ordeal, saying: “Alec was asked to leave the flight for playing Words with Friends while parked at the gate. He loves WWF so much that he was willing to leave a plane for it, but he has already boarded another AA flight.”

Wow… what a selfless display of holiday spirit right there. I thought you needed a vendetta against all the Whos down in Whoville to be that kind of Christmas asshole.

At LAX after being kicked off his flight yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Alec Baldwin was rushed to the ER yesterday after his 14-year old daughter found him “unresponsive” following an argument. Yahoo News says

Alec Baldwin, a star of NBC’s “30 Rock,” was examined Thursday at a hospital after his daughter called 911 saying he had threatened to take pills after they argued, a law enforcement official said. Baldwin’s daughter called 911 at around 12:10 a.m. from his Central Park West apartment.

“This was a misunderstanding on one person’s part. Alec was quickly released from the hospital; he’s completely fine and will be at work today,” the 51-year-old actor’s spokesman said.

It’s a classic parenting technique. She complains about her curfew, you threaten suicide and take enough pills to temporarily black out. It’s like reverse psychology, only way more insaner. You can read all about these and other approaches to parenting in “Dr. Spock’s Guide to Making Sure Your Child Becomes a Pregnant Teen Cutter with a Drug Problem” (available hardcover and paperback, Simon & Schuster). Reserve your copy today!

And now for some pics of Ewan McGregor whoring around with his Beginners co-star Melanie Laurent, because I already uploaded them before Alexander McQueen died and I’ll be damned if I’ll let them go to waste:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey might put on a happy face for the 30 Rock cameras, but the truth is, they hate each other’s guts. Star Magazine says

During a recent photo shoot on the set, the notoriously difficult actor sniped to the photographer, “Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing.” Tina, who has a childhood scar on her left cheek, fired back, “Something wrong with my face?” Alec upped the ante by saying it’s her entire body that’s the problem. “Tina shot back that this was coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sarah Palin is hot,” says a set source. “Alec was steamed about it the rest of the day and had words with Tina about it later.”

Tension is rising because Tina is becoming more confident about her position as creator and star of the hit comedy series. “She’s calling Alec out on things,” says another source. “She’s finally saying she doesn’t need to take his crap.”

That puts Thirty Rock on dangerous ground, doesn’t it? Tina and Alec are the only non-expendable people on the show. It’s like pitting the heart against the brain. An epic battle, if you will. And if all this talk of epic battles got you thinking , “What were the Top Ten Greatest Epic Battles in History?” you’ll be happy to know I made you a list. Merry Christmas.

TOP TEN GREATEST EPIC BATTLES IN HISTORY

10. Joe vs. The Volcano

9. Kramer vs. Kramer

8. Alien vs. Predator

7. Harley Davidson vs The Marlboro Man (sequel straight to video)

6. Isildur vs. Sauron

5. North vs. South

4. Rocky vs. Apollo Creed

3. Allies vs. Axis of Evil

2. Biggie vs. Tupac

and the number one greatest epic battle in history

1. Luke Skywalker vs. Darth Vader vs. the Emperor. I will not fight you, father!

As a sexy reporter in Guardian magazine: