After playing house with “True Blood” star Alexander Skarsgard for two years, Kate Bosworth is now back on the market. Us Magazine says:

Alexander Skarsgard and 21 actress Kate Bosworth have called it quits.

“It was very mutual,” a source [says]. “And it happened a while ago.”

At Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette — and left the party with her.

“He’s single,” confirms a source, “and he is loving the attention!”

Kate Bosworth doesn’t have an arrest record or any tits to speak of, so I thought I’d post this wedding dress extravaganza photo shoot Kristin Cavallari did for Life & Style magazine instead. The timing on this thing couldn’t be better — it hit newsstands a day after fiance Jay Cutler broke off their engagement. I couldn’t let an opportunity like that go to waste. Posting it all over the internet is the closest I’ll ever get to actually taping a “kick me sign” on her back.

Evan Rachel Wood has ended her dalliance with Alexander Skarsgard and has once again reconciled with Marilyn Manson.  From Us Weekly:

Although Evan Rachel Wood has recently been linked to True Blood vampire Alexander Skarsgard, the 22 year-old actress has gotten back together with a real-life creature of the night: Marilyn Manson.

Marilyn Manson tells Metal Hammer magazine, “Me being at my best is what I need to be…I think that has really paid off because I’m back with Evan.”

The musician, whose real name is Brian Warner, first got together with Wood in 2006 on the heels of his divorce from wife Dita von Teese. He and Wood parted ways in October 2008; they had a brief reunion in February 2009. Reports of a romance between Wood and Skarsgard — her costar on True Blood — surfaced in September.

Yeah, I… wow, I just don’t know.  I can only assume that poor, sad Evan Rachel Wood is both legally blind and clinically insane.  What’s that?  Oh, you think that’s too harsh?  I beg to differ, my friend.  You see, Alexander Skarsgard looks like this:

And Marilyn Manson looks like this:

I think the evidence speaks for itself.