Allow me to put all of my usual hate and venom aside for just a moment to say that I absolutely adore Alyson Hannigan. I really, honestly do. I think she’s gorgeous and seems like a genuinely nice, down to Earth actress. Which is why it pains me incredibly to bring you these photos of her at the CBS season premiere party earlier this week dressed like a huge ass. Really, Alyson? The Cleopatra bangs and heavy eyeliner? Has anyone ever successfully pulled off that look?

And then the outfit — well fucking Christ I don’t even know where to begin. The dress — or whatever you want to call it — with the big plastic opaque rhinestones? Was it arts and crafts day down at the retard center? The dark nail polish and the heavy gold accessories? And then let’s just slap some knee high boots to tie the whole thing together, because why the fuck not? It sounds like somebody is getting a little big for her britches, and needs to go back and watch old episodes of “Buffy” to remember where she came from.

As much as it pains me — closeups after the jump.

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