Look, I couldn’t tell you a single movie Amanda Bynes has been in. Not one. Hell, the only reason I even know that’s Amanda Bynes in the pictures is because the tags said so. I’m just assuming they’re correct. But what I do know is that she’s wearing a really short skirt and her legs look hot. And there you have it. Mystery solved! We make a good team, you and I. I’m kinda like Watson to your Sherlock Holmes. If Watson had an awesome rack and an ass that just wouldn’t quit and legs that went on for days, I mean. The only difference is I usually wax my mustache.

With a friend on Hollywood Blvd:

Heart Truth’s annual Red Dress show happened at Bryant Park today for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.  Things got off to a swimming start with a mile and a half of hot leg, then leveled off for awhile before quickly devolving into a Golden Girls nightgown parade and finally culminating in a bobble-headed, hot tranny mess.

Amanda Bynes strutted those stems out:

Jennie Garth looked pretty darn cute (she and Amanda Bynes have the most adorable rapport — they were on some dumb show together for years):

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When I first saw the caption on these pictures, I actually thought it said “Nickolodeon star Amanda Bynes in a Herve Leger bondage dress.” But then I didn’t see any nipple harnesses or leather hog ties or vinyl slave hood anywhere. Good thing, too, because I’m still waiting on the patent.

In a hot pink Herve Leger BANDAGE dress at the 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards:

It took me five minutes to notice she actually has eyes. Blame it on the boobs.