Amber Rose Masturbation Pics Are Here

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MediaTakeOut got their hands on some pics that Kanye West’s D-list former girlfriend Amber Rose took of herself elbow-deep in her own puss (thumbs below) and then sent to some guy whose girlfriend found them and released them online. They’ve pixilated her lady bits, but you can still get the gist of the story: naked girl has hand, hand finds naked girl’s vagina, meaningful self-discovery ensues. It’s a tale as old as time itself, a story for the ages. I’m already working on a script.

Edited, but still NSFW:

Kanye West’s Girlfriend Amber Rose Topless in a Thong

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The best part of Amber Rose’s bikini is that Kanye West can floss with it after downing a little goûter après-midi of Popeye’s chicken and a $600 bottle of Cristal. Or whatever it is that rap stars eat when they’re not holding their pants up by the crotch and squatting across a stage like a dog trying to get rid of a clinger-on turd. How the hell should I know?

In Miami yesterday:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin