I don’t know if Amy Winehouse is constipated or just trying to stave off a bout of explosive diarrhea from spraying out of her bottom. But what I DO know is that her ass should probably be measured with a protractor from here on out, because it makes a damn near perfect 45-degree angle. Isosceles triangles everywhere must be so jealous!
Amy outside a pub in Kentish Town; Britney Spears in a bikini in Hawaii. I figure one crazy bitch’s as good as another:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online