If you were wondering if those very explicit, censored nude photos really were Vanessa Hudgens, well here’s your answer. Her lawyers have got the cops involved! TMZ reports,

Vanessa Hudgens is angry over the latest release of nude photos on the Internet, and now cops are involved … TMZ has learned.

Hudgen’s lawyer, Christopher Wong, tells TMZ, “Vanessa is deeply upset and angered that these old photos, which were taken years ago, continue to resurface. It is particularly disturbing that whoever got a hold of these private photos seem to be intent on illegally leaking them out over a long period of time.”

Wong goes on: “We are actively working with law enforcement to determine who is responsible and to hold them accountable for their actions.”

I don’t know why she bothers to get all upset over it. It’s not like she’s not “leaked” photos of herself before. I don’t remember her threatening to sic her lawyers on anyone then. Getting mad that someone leaked naked pictures of you when you’ve already done it yourself is like feeding your dog a bunch of hot dogs and then being surprised when he shits all over your shoes. I thought I was giving my dog a nice treat at the time, but God almighty, that wasn’t such a good idea.

In April’s Shape Magazine.

This truly saddens my heart, which has held a place for Christian Bale since he was Laurie in Little Women (stupid Jo March for letting him go). We all remember his crazed rant, and then the comment he made about wanting to piss on some critic’s shoes because he made a comment about his “trademark weight loss”, and now this news. And for fuck’s sake I don’t know why he insists on doing this Grizzly Adams shit with his face.  Digital Spy explains,

Christian Bale’s representative has dismissed suggestions that his behaviour following the Screen Actors Guild Awards caused tension with his wife.

This week, Star magazine reported that the actor, who is tipped for an Oscar for his role in The Fighter, has been “hitting the party scene”.

The publication also suggested that the star had received a “sharp rebuke” from Harvey Weinstein during his company’s SAGs after-party last month.

According to a source supposedly close to Bale and wife Sandra Blazic, his drinking “is straining his relationship”.

However, Bale’s representative told Gossip Cop: “[There is] no truth in the story in the Star,” adding that the actor was not present at the Weinstein event.

Heaven help the audience at the Academy Awards if he doesn’t win that Oscar. At the rate he’s going, he’s liable to strip down naked and charge the crowd with a chainsaw.

At the Screen Actors Guild Awards:

Sasquatch Khloe Kardashian, being a famous nobody,  probably Googles herself all day long, since she didn’t miss out on the rumors that she used her boyfriend’s money to buy him a gift. Says Digital Spy,

Khloe Kardashian has slammed rumors that she did not use her own money to pay for husband Lamar Odom’s new car.

The 25-year-old purchased the $400,000 Rolls Royce for Odom as a gift to celebrate the Los Angeles Lakers’ NBA Finals win.

“People r so pathetic (sic),” she wrote on her Twitter page.

“Y would I give some1 a gift w/ their money? That’s lame. I actually make my own money. Shocking I know. Stop hating!”

Kardashian’s mother Kris Jenner described the vehicle as a “drop top coupe, white on white”.

It is shocking to me that she makes her own money. It’s shocking to me that anyone would pay her money to follow her around with a camera. I’m shocked that someone hasn’t paid to have her pummeled with a camera. I’m also shocked that at 25, she can’t manage to write in complete sentences. It kind of takes the oomph out of calling someone ‘pathetic’ when you have the grammar of an 11 year old. I no u r but wht am I!

Leaving Boa Steakhouse on Sunday, sporting what looks like a stain on her boobs:

Oh look, here’s something you don’t see every day–an angry, fat, ugly lesbian! And according Beth Ditto’s Wikipedia entry, a squirrel-eating, no-deodorant, hairy armpitted lesbian! Fatty angry! Fatty smash! Digital Spy gets in on the gorilla action:

Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto has slammed Katy Perry for being “offensive to gay culture”.

Speaking to Attitude, the singer admitted that she was unhappy with the content of Perry’s signature track ‘I Kissed A Girl’.

“[It's an] anthem for straight girls who like to turn guys on by making out or faking gay,” she explained.

“I hate Katy Perry! I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all.”

Ditto is not the first celebrity to criticise the track. Last year, Pink suggested that the song “trivialised being gay” and admitted that her gay girlfriends had been “kinda put off by it”.

Well of course she’s angry. I suspect the daughter of Jabba is all pissy because she knows she can’t get her doughnut-glazed lips near Katy Perry’s cooch. I think Katy is annoying as all hell, but at least she doesn’t make Susan Boyle look like a  Jenny Craig spokeswoman.

Here’s pictures of Katy Perry instead because she’s not a sea cow: