Anna Faris and co-star Chris Evans got completely naked in the middle of the night in Boston for a brief flashback scene in their new romcom turd “What’s Your Number.” It has since come to my attention that the authenticity of Anna Faris’ bottom is being hotly debated, with some claiming the ass in question belongs to a body double, and not Anna herself. So I hesitated in posting the pictures, and weighed the pros and cons and considered the greater overall good, and came to the conclusion that if you don’t want to look at a naked blond chick because she might not have starred in “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” well, it’s not really my fault you’re a fag and nobody likes you. Go find somebody else’s party to poop on, because this is a Super Fun Zone!

NSFW, obviously:

I don’t know who’s responsible for making Megan Fox look like this, but I think we can all agree on one thing here: that person should be horse-whipped repeatedly and left for dead. It’s a good thing I’m not a Sith lord. The kind of anger these pictures inspire would make me more powerful than any Jedi’s ever dreamed of.

Megan Fox:

Miley Cyrus:

Kristen Stewart, non-conformist in the most conformist way possible:

Leighton Meester, or Aeon Flux?

Anna Faris’ dress courtesy Hefty Cinch Sak:

Actress (and I use that term loosely) Anna Faris has starred in such flaming turds as “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” “House Bunny,” and “Scary Movies 1 – 4,” and yet I’m still finding a reason to post about her. Well, two reasons, to be exact. Hint: they rhyme with zits and gas. Except, you know, sexier.

Anna in June 2009 Nylon magazine:

In honor of St. Patty’s Day, here’s part-Irish Anna Faris in April’s GQ Magazine. And look, there’s not a lick of green on her! Good luck deciding which inch of her you want to pinch. I call dibs on the dunes.