I don’t know who’s responsible for making Megan Fox look like this, but I think we can all agree on one thing here: that person should be horse-whipped repeatedly and left for dead. It’s a good thing I’m not a Sith lord. The kind of anger these pictures inspire would make me more powerful than any Jedi’s ever dreamed of.

Megan Fox:

Miley Cyrus:

Kristen Stewart, non-conformist in the most conformist way possible:

Leighton Meester, or Aeon Flux?

Anna Faris’ dress courtesy Hefty Cinch Sak:

Actress (and I use that term loosely) Anna Faris has starred in such flaming turds as “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” “House Bunny,” and “Scary Movies 1 - 4,” and yet I’m still finding a reason to post about her. Well, two reasons, to be exact. Hint: they rhyme with zits and gas. Except, you know, sexier.

Anna in June 2009 Nylon magazine:

In honor of St. Patty’s Day, here’s part-Irish Anna Faris in April’s GQ Magazine. And look, there’s not a lick of green on her! Good luck deciding which inch of her you want to pinch. I call dibs on the dunes.