Tennis star Anna Kournikova ended up with cuts on her neck after getting into a cat fight at a nightclub in Vegas over the weekend. According to People Magazine

Kournikova and her assistant were sitting at a VIP table when the other woman bumped them. They pushed each other but were separated – until the woman “came back over and threw a drink on [her] and her assistant,” a source said.

Then she and the woman started shoving and pushing each other. The other woman grabbed Kournikova by the neck and pushed her into a wall before security broke them apart.

So Anna Kournikova thought she was hot shit and wound up getting her ass handed to her. Just like she does on the tennis court! How deliciously apropos.

In Maxim:

Hello, my pretties! I’m Sarah, and I’ll be your hostess while Abby floats in a Vicodin-induced haze on this lovely, sunny Friday. Speaking of lovely, sunny things, here’s Anna Kournikova lounging around for Maxim’s September issue. Anna was a mediocre athlete at best, and is most famous for being hot and wearing almost nothing, and for making out with Enrique Iglesias on a bathroom counter that one time. Good for Anna for recognising which of these two things was a more worthwhile enterprise.

I can remember in my younger days falling asleep with a picture of Anna Kournikova’s ass (possibly NSFW) clutched in my sweaty little fist. Like a toddler with a security blanket, I believed that Anna’s ass would somehow protect me from the plights and evils of the world. Plus, I liked masturbating to it. So, anyway, when I saw these pictures of the former athlete looking like Kate Bosworth’s less-healthy sister, the little girl inside of me wept. And by “little girl” I mean “my vagina,” and by “wept” I mean “sheathed the penis of a stranger.” Don’t you judge me. We all grieve in our own different ways, you know.

More of Anna doing her best Skeletor after the jump.

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