Larry Birkhead plunked down three grand at an auction this weekend for lingerie worn by Anna Nicole Smith in a Playboy shoot before she died. According to Us Weekly

Birkhead paid $1,800 for a pink bustier and $1,000 for a white negligee because he wanted to give their 1-year-old daughter Dannielynn a keepsake of her mother.

“I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn’t really know about,” he told the Associated Press. “Playboy was such a big part of Anna’s career.”

Nothing makes a better keepsake for child than some of momma’s used lingerie. Not to mention the panache a hot little crotchless number mounted over the crib brings to a one-year old’s room! All Larry needs to do now is pipe in Motley Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” and stack a couple of gin-soaked singles by the crib, and — except for the noticeably absent puke — you’d almost swear Anna Nicle was right there in the room with you.

I wasn’t going to post this picture of (supposedly) Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse covered in vomit, but 4,398 of you sent it in to me last night, so it must be something you guys really want to see. I usually find vomit hilarious, but this — not so much. Maybe if she was wearing a beanie or whimsical rubber nose glasses. Or had sparklers in her hair or was giving the thumbs up or if she wasn’t so fucking dead. I don’t know — her corpse is just missing that special something that inspires laughter. The subtleties of humor are very complex. Lucky for you, I’m an expert. But this shit just isn’t funny, so I’m afraid you’re on your own here, sickos.

UPDATE: Not dead, just mighty fucked up. Thanks for the pics, Howard K. Stern!

The incredibly disturbing NSFW vomity corpse after the jump

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